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S.S. Katy Perry Kissed a Girl… and It Was Okay


h1 Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

This must be one of those cases of “life imitating art” you’re always hearing about. Or in this case, life imitating fart, because “I Kissed a Girl” is one of the biggest pieces of shit to hit the airwaves in the last two decades. Only Katy Perry could make antimimesis seem so completely un-cerebral.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame

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ROCK BOTTOM SHOWDOWN: Mark Feuerstein vs. Forgotten American Idol Contestant


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Twitter friend JeniSue @replied to me a link earlier today with the following message: “This may be worse than Mr. Schue rapping…” and a link to this video. I clicked with hesitation, as any read of this blog knows that Glee’s Mr. Schuester rapping is my aural kryptonite.

What I found could only be described as the umpteenth natural disaster to hit Earth in 2010. Oft forgotten about actor Mark Feuerstein rapping in a promo for USA’s Royal Pains. And you thought Good Morning Miami was this guys rock bottom.


VS!

American Idol Season 9 Semi-Finalist Todrick Hall isn’t letting his dreams of stardom fade anytime soon. So in order to make it big once again, he’s trying his luck by singing into fast food drive-thru order speakers. Can I get a witness:

The Question: Who has has truly hit rock bottom? We kind of have to give this one to Feuerstein, who sadly does not have a group of chorus girls in the backseat.

(via The Daily What)