Archive for April, 2010

S.S. Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Russia

h1 Friday, April 30th, 2010

Those people at Vogue Russia are some wacky people. Here they’ve thrown a mishmash of boxing gear, evening dresses, weird man-girdle things together with Alessandra Ambrosio and some awfully fey men who are trying their best to look interested in her and not each other.  I’d love to hear the Russian photographer’s coaching for this one:

” Yes, look like you are sexy boxer-lady, but also at same time, fairy princess.”

“No, I need girdle to be tighter, so man-package is more, “hello, here I am”.

“Vat do you mean, ‘Vy does Sasha get to wear studded headgear?’  Shut up and vet your lips, Ivan.”

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Eel Up The Ass Prank Somehow Goes Awry

h1 Friday, April 30th, 2010

OPEN THREAD: Is Whitney Houston?s Career Over?

h1 Friday, April 30th, 2010

Here is video footage of Whitney Houston singing “I Will Always Love You” while likely holding invisible drug paraphernalia at the O2 Arena in London on Sunday. points out that Whit warned the crowd of her strained vocals, saying:

She don’t want to come, my soprano friend…sometimes the old girl says, ‘Not tonight. I’m not doing it.’ I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to. I’ve had long talks with her about it. Tonight she’s feeling a little [inaudible]…temperamental, even.

It hurts us to say this, but listening to this clip, we can’t help but think Whitney might want to rethink ever touring again, lest she finds her “Soprano Friend” has Brooks-Was-Here’d herself in a random Tempe, AZ dressing room.

OPEN THREAD TIME: Is Whitney Houston’s Career Over?

Quickies: Sooooie!

h1 Friday, April 30th, 2010

Jessica Alba tries to cook, almost sets fire. (Allie is Wired)

If you’re weird and have issues, click to see Paris Hilton nip slip. (Glamcrunch)

Kim Zolciak of “Real Housewives” forgot to look down on her way out of the house. (BricksandStones)

Scarlett Johansson: I didn’t want to just be the sensual vision in a tight outfit…says the girl in a tight bodysuit. (Celebitchy)

Michelle Trachtenberg enjoys the Joy of Bacon. (Celebslam)

The official sexiest woman in the whole world Cheryl Cole does a sexy shoot. (Holy Moly!)

Join in on the Kate Hudson titty watch. (Dlisted)

Megan Fox as a greasy corseted whore in Jonah Hex. (Popoholic)

Kate Gosselin’s shitty book bombs, world laughs. (Litely Salted)

Erin Cummings at the Nightmare on Elm Street premiere. (UseMyComputer)

Lindsay Lohan is headed toward the pokey. (The Blemish)

Ricky Martin gets political at the Billboard Latin Music Awards. (Socialite Life)

Claire Danes at Chopard Celebrates 150 Years Of Excellence (Moe Jackson)

Enjoy Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Camel Toe Shots! (Mr. Skin)

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h1 Friday, April 30th, 2010

Conan Moves to TBS

h1 Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

After months of speculation that Conan O’Brien would take his act to the Fox Network, he announced yesterday that he had joined forces with the Turner Broadcasting System. According to the NY Post,

[Initially], Conan O’Brien wouldn’t talk to TBS when execs called last week to ask if he’d bring his show to cable, [because] TBS already had a late-night talk-show host — comedian George Lopez — and O’Brien was the last person on earth who would be part of a power play to push him out.

Then Lopez called Conan and told him not only was he alright with the idea of moving his show to midnight to make room for a new O’Brien show, the whole thing was sort of his idea.

“Lopez didn’t just call,” said Gavin Polone, Conan’s longtime manager, “he worked it.”

Conan tweeted the news yesterday, writing: “The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.

So why TBS instead of Fox? The NY Post says,

Fox could not guarantee Conan the two things he wanted most — an 11 o’clock start all over the country and ownership of the new show, as David Letterman has with his CBS show.

More than one third of all Fox stations would not agree to clear time on their schedules for Conan at 11.

TBS essentially gave him everything he asked for, including his existing staff whose salaries he’d been paying out of his own pocket since they were booted from NBC three months ago.

The problem with Conan is that he’s smart, edgy and funny, and the Fox masses are slow, dim-witted and only want to be pandered to. How else do you think the “The Cleveland Show” and “‘Till Death” are still on the air? “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” and “Arrested Development” never even stood a chance, and neither did Conan.

Kicking off his 30-city live tour last night in Oregon to promote the new show:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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