Archive for September, 2009



S.S. So You Think You Can Dance Vagina Flash: The Video


h1 Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

I posted a link about the “So You Think You Can Dance” vagina flasher in the quickies today, but TMZ only had the one disappointingly censored picture of Contestant #22036’s crotch. There’s where I step in with a full sixteen seconds of slow motion audition video of what may or may not be a black person, possibly a Pacific Islander, flashing the judges as she wallows in the floor. Granted, she could just be wearing a brown thong or cursed with the kind of booty fat that hangs down low and gives the appearance of being labial in nature. I don’t know. I’ve watched it three times now and I still don’t see it. But that doesn’t mean that I won’t keep trying! That’s just my strong work ethic for you.

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Sesame Street?s Mad Men Parody: Could Use More Alcohol; Random Sex Acts


h1 Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Sesame Street has finally aired their parody of Mad Men. And, of course, IT IS AWESOME and hilarious, as all things Sessy Street usually are. Only, instead of teaching kids the wonders of cigarette smoking, alcohol consumption, and how annoying “families” are — as the AMC show tends to do — the PBS version goes the classy route, using the show’s title as an avenue to teach your little ones about feelings.

Our only complaint is that the clip could use some more sexual innuendo. Unless, of course, that “Honey Pot” allusion means what we think it means. In which case all that Don Draper talk about “oozing” and “dripping with honey” is pretty much dead on balls accurate.

Also: SPECIAL MUPPET OPENING SEQUENCE? A+

(via Aziz Is Bored)

Jude Law Reading ?Pokerface? Is The Jude-Lawiest Thing Ever


h1 Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Before last night, Jude Law reading Hamlet – something he will be doing on Broadway for the next couple of months, and only a stone’s throw away from BWE.tv HQ — was officially the Jude-Lawiest thing of all time.

Then, last night, Jimmy Fallon had him read aloud the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface” on Late Night. And, well folks, we have a winner. Jude Law has never been more Jude Law in his entire life. His consonants have riddled us with bullets a la this. Good on you, Jude.

Make sure to check out the Emmy-Award Winning Late Night with Jimmy Fallon blog!

Interview with the Best Thing About Glee, ?Principal? Iqbal Theba


h1 Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Thoughts So Far?


h1 Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
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VH1 DIVAS: Join BWE.tv at 9 PM Tonight? LIVE!


h1 Thursday, September 17th, 2009
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