Archive for July, 2009

The 15 Movies To Be Excited About in 2009

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009

S.S. George Clooney’s New Girlfriend… TOPLESS!!!

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009


Someone* sent me these pictures of what is supposed to be George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis topless. Now, I can’t vouch for their authenticity, because half the pictures don’t even look like the same girl and her nipples look completely different in every shot. I’m talking size, color, Montgomery tubercles density — the works. But one thing I do know is that she played a nun who shows her tits in some movie called “Virgin Territory,” and frankly, that’s all the proof I needed to go ahead and run with it. Also, there were boobs. If it’s fancy “accuracy” and “facts” you want, I’m pretty sure that dude from PBS has a blog.

*Alert reader DeezNuts. Thank you from the back of my tonsils!


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Woman Confronts Kanye West; Puts Pork In Her V-Hole Throughout

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009

The 7-Year-Old Car Thief Is Playing All Of Us Like A Cheap Set Of Legos

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009

Cheating on Both Sides in Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian Split

h1 Friday, July 31st, 2009


Both Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have publicly maintained that cheating had nothing to do with their split earlier this week. In fact, “nobody cheated” was pretty much the only quote they gave to Us Weekly. But methinks the couple doth protest too much! Radar Online says

Cheating charges are flying BOTH WAYS in the relationship now.

Fox News broke the story that Reggie saw text messages from Kanye West on Kim’s phone and “flipped out.” The messages were [reportedly] more than just friendly.

Now a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had a [months-long] affair with Reggie that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and X-rated texts and phone messages, and [she] has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.

Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it. The model did have video of herself in Bush’s house.

I just hope Reggie had the foresight to pee all over the model in the video. That way he and Kim could put aside their differences and get a “Wet ‘n Wild” sex tape box set in the works. I think I know a “golden” idea when I hear one!


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Quickies: International Relations

h1 Friday, July 10th, 2009

Obama checking out some foreign tail

Amy Winehouse is looking slightly less horrible. (Holy Moly!)

Gywneth Paltrow opens her yap and talks poop. (CelebNewsWire)

Kim Kardashian
blows for vodka. (Hollywood Rag)

Emma Watson
keeps everything under wraps for the NYC Harry Potter premiere. Darn! (MoeJackson)

Lindsay Lohan
launches her own production company, Forgettable Unforgettable Productions. (Socialite Life)

Hayden Panettiere whines about how she was picked on at school. Wah wah wah! (Webster’s)

Raven Symone
gave birth to a baby girl. Did anyone even know she was pregnant? (Right Celebrity)

Joe Jackson
is ready to whore out his grandchild. (Celebitchy)

Let’s see if that Homeland Security lady is still smiling when she sees the back of that guy’s t-shirt. (The Dirty)

Elle Macpherson, still as gorgeous as ever! (Celebslam)

President Barack Obama is doing important things at the G8 summit, like checking out asses. (IDLYITW)

Johnny Depp
prefers not to look at himself. I guess we ladies will have to take over for him. (Seriously? OMG!)

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