Archive for November, 2008



Hancock in 60 Seconds: The Way It Was Meant To Be Seen?


h1 Friday, November 28th, 2008
This week's I Like to Watch brings us 60 Seconds of Hancock, the most gay porny sounding Will Smith movie to exist after Six Degrees of Penetration. So for those of you curious as to how bad the CGI effects were, but who weren't brave enough to bust $10 to find out, consider this a small Thanksgiving present from us to you.

CAPTION THIS: Justin Guarini Tries To Intimidate People Into Remembering Who He Is At A Thanksgiving Day Parade


h1 Friday, November 28th, 2008
Remember me, Justin Guarini, the man who lost the first ever American Idol to Kelly Clarkson? Well you better remember. I know where your family lives. Would be a damn shame if something were to happen to them. You read me buddy? You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down? Haha, Happy Thanksgiving, I'm just pullin' your chain. Or am I?
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Justin was at the Thanksgiving Day Parade in Philadelphia. And no, I don't know why.

THINGS TO GIVE THANKS FOR: Gay Lance Bass


h1 Friday, November 28th, 2008
I don't know about you, but Gay Lance Bass always brings a ray of sunshine into my life. Put your funglasses on and check out Lance showing off his Dancing with the Stars' moves on The View this week. Has anyone ever looked happier doing anything in the history of smiles? Rarely to never.

ICYMI: Woodpecker Attacks Today Show


h1 Friday, November 28th, 2008
We've all seen enough talk show animal encounters to feel the tension just before an animal runs amok through the studio and forces the hosts to either duck for cover or run around squealing, so when this Today Show segment began with "this woodpecker has anger management issues..." we all pretty much knew where it was headed. The clip also includes bonus cameos by Beaver and Turkey!

What I?m Thankful For Right Now


h1 Friday, November 28th, 2008
Every year I try to reflect on the things that I am thankful for, in my gratitude journal, of course. Here's what I've got so far:
My Gratitude Journal
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Not only does it lock, but the pen really helps me express myself.
This Horse Tribute Video Set To Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"
I'm also grateful to Jordan at Urlesque for finding this amazing video in which a horse's leg prances perfectly to the beat of a song that has absolutely nothing to do with horses.
The Fact That Heidi And Spencer Are, Legally Speaking, Not Married Yet
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After people pointed out that Heidi and Spencer's secret marriage in Mexico would probably not be legally recognized in the U.S., Spencer has said that they are in fact "really" married and that they will work out the details later. Hahaha. I'm sure they had a lot of the production details worked out with MTV though, who was there filming the whole thing for The Hills. Ugh. BUT! The institution of marriage, for right now, is still sacred. So I'm thankful for that.
Rosie O'Donnell's Thanksgiving Variety Show Scored Lowest In The Ratings & Included Alec Baldwin Putting His Head On Her Boobs For No Reason
So we'll probably never have to see that sh*t again. Thank GOD.
This Fine Young Gentlepup
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I was going to post a picture of my brother's dog in a chicken costume, but the pictures didn't come out and I thought this would adequately convey my gratitude to people who find Thanksgiving to be an occasion on which you would dress up your dog in a costume.
What else should I add? HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY EVERYBODY! BUY SOMETHING YOU DON'T NEED TO HELP THE ECONOMY! (Because it's your fault.)

Obama?s First Order Of Business As President Elect


h1 Friday, November 7th, 2008
WHAT KIND OF PUPPY? It's going to take a lot of bipartisan reaching across the aisle to figure this one out.

Related: Buzzfeed has a fun list of suggested puppies for the president. I.e. a collection of cute puppy photos.