Archive for October, 2008

BWE Soundtrack: Tokyo Police Club

h1 Friday, October 31st, 2008
TPC_2.jpg(ED NOTE: “Soundtrack” is a recurring feature in which we tell you more about the music heard in each episode of Best Week Ever With Paul F. Tompkins. This week, we’re talking about Tokyo Police Club.) Hey, it's Halloween. Why aren't you at a party? Because. Because the song that played during tonight's episode of BWE is super awesome and you had to find out immediately what it is. It's called "Your English Is Good," and it's by Tokyo Police Club. If you haven't caught wind of them yet, you're way behind the times, dude. But that's okay, we'll forgive you. Just this once. TPC is from Canada, and after forming in 2005, it didn't take them long to get a name for themselves and ultimately signed to Saddle Creek. Their debut album, Elephant Shell, has received critical acclaim, and currently they're touring with Weezer. And, they recently shot an episode of Desperate Housewives - what!!! Yes, apparently, they will be appearing in a battle of the bands scene, where they compete with the Desperate House-husbands band formed by the character Mike. Genius. Moving on...the band keeps a cute blog over on their really get the feeling that they are wide-eyed and excited about the success they've achieved over the past couple of years. And please, are you looking at this picture? They're adorable. See TPC performing "Your English Is Good" live on F'N MTV, after the jump!
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BEST OF THE BWE: Happy Halloween, You Pagans!

h1 Friday, October 31st, 2008
Don't forget, an all new episode of Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins airs tonight at 11 -- tune in if you're interested in discovering the intricate art of nipple pixelation, how to hit on cleave-sporting eightysomethings, and the only election coverage on tv! And if you're going out for Halloween and you don't have a DVR yet, you sicken us! As for the week on the 'nets... Grouchdog

1 Man, 64 A Capella Thriller Parts

h1 Friday, October 31st, 2008
It's 5 PM, which means it's time for me to go home and start primping for Halloween. I was forced to change my costume due to some wig limitations at my local Ricky's, so what was originally going to be a Peg Bundy costume has now morphed into Nene Leakes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (my wig is perfection). But before I go trannify myself, I'd like to pass on this ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MUST SEE Halloween video. A French-Canadian man took it upon himself to recreate Michael Jackson's "Thriller" by recording all 64 parts in a capella. THE ENTIRE THING IS MADE USING NOISES FROM HIS OWN MOUTH. The thing is pretty mindblowing, up until minute 4:25, when his French accent gives the usually scary voiceover a surprisingly sophisticated twang. To his credit, the final evil laughter is on point.

Britney?s Album Cover And Track Listing

h1 Friday, October 31st, 2008
2mzjmab.jpgBritney Spears' upcoming album Circus, has a cover and track listing now! It looks like something somebody threw together in Paint, but it's not terrible. It reminds me of that Circus-themed photo shoot Madonna did for Rolling Stone way back in the day. Britney also posted the track listing on her site, and aside from the songs we've already heard, here is what I think they might be about, considering that she has widely stated that the album is all about the tough times she's been through: 1. Womanizer 2. Circus (Why do kids always want to go to the circus? Mommy's tired.) 3. Out From Under (Someday, I'm gonna grow my hair out from under all these wigs and extensions) 4. Kill The Lights (I don't want to see you while we make love, Adnan Ghalib) 5. Shattered Glass (The sound of breaking a tail-light with my car!) 6. If U Seek Amy (If you're looking for someone as crazy as Amy Winehouse, keep on movin'. I ain't that bad!) 7. Unusual You (Remembering K-Fed) 8. Blur (The past 2 years) 9. Mmm Papi (About her love affair with the paparazzi) 10. Mannequin (Is my favorite movie!) 11. Lace and Leather (What I'm wearing all the time!) 12. My Baby (Ain't Mine No Mo') Bonus Track: 13. Radar (Please can I be on the cover of Radar?) (via ONTD)

S.S. Keeley Hazell Goes Topless For Halloween

h1 Friday, October 31st, 2008

Keeley Hazell Topless Halloween

You know, I think Keeley Hazell is onto something here.  She has clearly taken into account the struggling economy, and is embarking on a humanitarian effort to promote cost-effective costuming using only half the regular amount of material.  There are many plus sides to this prism of entrepreneurial spirit: saving money, conserving resources, and oh yeah — boobs.  Boobsboobsboobs.

Happy Halloween, bitches!  Have a fun, drunken, slutty weekend!  Abby will be back on Monday to nurse you through the end of your three day hangover. Try not to get arrested!

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?OF THE DAY: HaHAAAA! I Will Judge Your Film!

h1 Monday, October 20th, 2008
  • DRUNK ON POWER: Jon Voight laughed in the face of the press as President of Jury at the Tokyo International Film Festival today.
  • QUIET STORM: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted quietly arguing on a train ride to Washington last week. Bickering like an old married couple = when lesbians stop being sexy to the male species. (Celebitchy)
  • OLD MAN PORNY: Ever wondered what the world's oldest porn star looks like? Satisfy your curiosity, and guarantee yourself a few nightmares tonight, by clicking this NSFW link. (Buzzfeed)
  • GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF AIRBRUSHING: Faith Hill says she gave herself a gift for her 41st birthday: appearing on the cover of Shape magazine in a bikini. I love how appearing on the cover of a national magazine is a gift to one's self - kind of like that time I bought myself a dozen doughnuts - just because I deserved it? (People)
  • EVERYBODY RIDE THE SNL TRAIN: Rumors are now swirling that Lorne Michaels is attempting to persuade Barack Obama to appear on the show the week before the election. RAP BATTLE!!! (Jossip)
  • PRINCESS PIGTAILS: Suri Cruise looks cuter than ever with her pigtails and her sippy cup and her wittle bwue dwess. (Webster's Is My B*tch)